If you have stumbled across this site on the world wide web and are looking for information about legendary athletes at the pinnacle of their fitness and ability, then you are, I'm afraid, lost.
And if I'm honest, you couldn't be more lost. For while this is a website dedicated to the chosen few who dared dream of being crowned the North London & Suburbs Superstar 2004, the reality of their dream was far more decrepit.
With middle age approaching, eight portly, unskilled, and frankly lazy wannabes hauled themselves through a not-quite-so-gruelling day of sports and games, gunning for Superstar status.
And who won on the day? Well, the results are in and it was OHHHH so very close... The North London Superstars champion 2004 is... John 'The Cat' Catterfeld and Paul 'The Frump' Murphy
