Meet the ten contenders

Top (left to right) John, Paul, Jake, Jason, Matt, Mick
Bottom (left to right): Joel, Sunil, Liam and Nwabu

Joel takes advantage of his height...

and whilst he is down there, to Matt's surprise, has a quick suckle on booby number one

If he were a boxer he would be unorthodox

Come to think of it, his table tennis was pretty unorthodox too

John plays with himself

and nobody pays the slightest bit of attention. Maybe that's because he was dressed like a cross between Simon Cowell and Steve Irwin!

Oh, someone was watching

and no I'm not going on safari after the table tennis

The big O's

Sibling rivalry as Liam takes on big brother Mick in the first event